Pass the Spam Please

This evening I noticed I had 100 nice perfect Spam emails sitting in my specially prepared Spam Box. Normally I delete them without much look. However, today, I took the time to admire their beauty and comic relief value. Here’s a compilation of my top ten Spam messages today:

1. Its seems to you that your pen is too small? Help is near. – Whew! I was beginning to get worried about my little pen. You know the ol’ saying, the pen is mightier than the sword. Well, give me a damn big pen then!
2. NO STUDY needed! Buy Degree/Bacheelor/MasteerMBA certificate jvuee td – lol, Obviously no study is need. Brains are also optional. I reckon this is the perfect course for fungi.
3. Take out your secret wipon – Hrm, My wipon is so secret, I dunno if I have one. What’s a wipon?
4. Fwd. Your Pharmaacy order # 577655210 – Ah, there it is. I have been wondering where my online narcotics order had gone.
5. sibilation lavaliere – I got no idea. Any clues?
6. Immeasurable wand of pleasure – Didn’t Harry Potter have one of these? Fancy a chance for this without even going to Hogwarts!
7. RE; YOUR PAYMENT NOTIFICATION. (Federal Ministry of Finance) – Holy Cow, I’ve got relatives in Nigeria that I didn’t even know. They left me squizzillions of dollars too. cool.
8. Huge love weapon is never too much – I think this is what they were working on in Area 57.
9. This look real the Best – Sho Nuff.
10. 90% discount – No Thanks, I’m hangin’ out for the 100% discount email.

Remember, Spam can be fun if you share!

Ta!